GigFlapping
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Packets dropping... 
Console locking... 
Boss is knocking... 

GigE ports down, wait, now they're up again 
and the router's in disarray 
GigE ports down, wait, now they're up again 
Now I think it's time to RMA 

GigE ports down, wait, now they're up again 
and they're never going to be the same 
GigE ports down, wait, now they're up again 
gotta find an SE to blame 

Pinging with no reply 
Pinging with no reply 

You got your STM 
over 1310 
You got your SRP 
which is DPT 

You got your Sonet Rings connected via DPT 
You got your OC3's to your ISP 

Oh, fiber cut, ports are shut, man this sucks 

GigE ports down, wait, now they're up again 
and the router's in disarray 
GigE ports down, wait, now they're up again 
Now I think it's time to RMA 
GigE ports down, wait, now they're up again 
and they're never going to be the same 
GigE ports down, wait, now they're up again 
gotta find an SE to blame 

Pinging with no reply 
Pinging with no reply 
You got your Single Mode 
you got your Multimode 
you got your GBICs 
and your new ASICs 
You had a fiber cut and your service dipped 
and it's all running through the same conduit 
Oh, field notice, please help us, failed bus 

GigE ports down, wait, now they're up again 
and the router's in disarray 
GigE ports down, wait, now they're up again 
Now I think it's time to RMA 
GigE ports down, wait, now they're up again 
and they're never going to be the same 
GigE ports down, wait, now they're up again 
gotta find an SE to blame 

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GigE ports down, wait, now they're up again (packets dropping) 
and the router's in disarray (console locking) 
GigE ports down, wait, now they're up again (boss is knocking) 
Now I think it's time to RMA 
GigE ports down, wait, now they're up again (pinging with no reply) 
and they're never going to be the same (pinging with no reply) 
GigE ports down, wait, now they're up again (pinging with no reply) 
damaging the passive backplane (pinging with no reply) 
GigE ports down, wait, now they're up again (packets dropping) 
and the router's in disarray (console locking) 
GigE ports down, wait, now they're up again (boss is knocking) 
Now I think it's time to RMA 
GigE ports down, wait, now they're up again (pinging with no reply) 
and they're never going to be the same (pinging with no reply) 
GigE ports down, wait, now they're up again (pinging with no reply) 
damaging the passive backplane (pinging with no reply) 
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